I guess I’d categorize the drums as being as attractive to people as a bouncy castle at a carnival, or something. Everyone wants to try it out.
"Can I play your drums?"
Sure, but first define “play,” because it seems like you’re insinuating that you actually play the instrument.
Oh, you just want to hop around in the bouncy castle?
Why don’t you pick that guitar up over there? Oh, you’d have to learn hand placement on the neck, and chords first? Not as easy as taking pieces of wood and striking something?
Well, unlucky me for picking a primitive caveman instrument to play, right?
OH! You took the liberty of sitting down on the set and started playing lightly, without asking, anyway?
Oh! looks like your confidence in your zero knowledge of the instrument is building because I can now hear the thudding of the kick drum from two rooms away.
Sometimes I wish I learned how to play the bassoon. I don’t even believe that bassoon players want to play the bassoon.